Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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