i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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