I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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