if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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