Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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