Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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