At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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