I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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