Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
This toilet bowl is my home.
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