just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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