Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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