Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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