scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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