How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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