That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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