Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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