the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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