hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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