so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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