you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Who wears a wallet chain?!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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