Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
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ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I made him laugh his dick is mine
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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