it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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