What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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