She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
where are you?
Hypothermia
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
They left me at home... I'm a liability
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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