I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
a search helicopter?!
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
If I die, sorry about rent.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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