I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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