David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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