So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Just puked most of my soul out..
And then he peed in my hair
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