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• (408): View more from California

  hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner

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  if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.

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• (518): View more from New York

  idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".

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• (516): View more from New York

  I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers

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• (954): View more from Florida

  How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?

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  I thought I was just out of shape.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous

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• (310): View more from California

  He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.

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