You're completely useless in the revolution.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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