In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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