If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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