my vag is so smooth its legendary
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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