So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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