the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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