Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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