Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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