I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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