Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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