Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
