You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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