fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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