Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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