I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Randomize
