well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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