my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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