Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
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Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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