He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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