That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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