That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
My bed is full of blood and feathers
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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