Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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