I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
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