at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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