he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
the liver wants what the liver wants
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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